Top Ten Guidelines for Enlightenment
- Be a Fundamentalist -- make sure the Fun always comes before
the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be
canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the reason why we are put in
the material world is to get more material. Have a good laughsitive twice a
day, and that will insure regularhilarity.
- Remember that each of us has been given a special gift -- just
for entering. So you are already a winner!
- The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision.
That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That
way, if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can change the
channel.
- Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop.
And, no matter what adversity you face, be reassured: Of course God
loves you --He's just not ready to make a commitment.
- It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts,
thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a
condition called truth decay. So be sure to use mental floss twice a
day. And when you're tempted to practice tantrum yoga, remember
what we teach in Swami's Absurdiveness Training class: "Don't get
even, get odd."
- If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and
truly live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you no mad at
me. That way, there'll surely be nomadness on the planet. And
peace begins with each of us. A little peace here, a little peace there,
pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make one big peace
everywhere.
- I know great earth changes have been predicted for the future,
so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple. When
you find a fault, just don't dwell on it.
- There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet
train the world, and we'll never have to change it again.
- If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some
bad news and some good news. The bad news is -- there is no key to
the Universe. The good news is -- it has been left unlocked.
- Finally, everything I have told you is channeled. That way, if
you don't like it, it's not my fault. And remember, enlightenment is
not a bureaucracy. So you don't have to go through channels.
Swami Beyondananda
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