Your Under Arrest
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to
fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours
of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife
decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with
the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started
reading her book.
Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside
and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself,
"Is this guy blind or what?"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to
take you in and write you up."
"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps
the irate woman. "I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true ... but you have all the equipment ..."
Moral: NEVER argue with a woman who knows how to read!
Author Unknown
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