Smart Duck!
A duck walks into a grocery store, goes up to the manager and quacks,
"HEY! Got any duck food?"
The manager frowns at the duck and replies, "No, we don't have any duck food.
We sell people food here. Now go away!"
The next day the duck returns to the grocery
store and quacks, "HEY! Got any duck food?"
The manager is really annoyed now. He says, "No, we don't have any duck food!
I told you, we sell people food here! This is a grocery store! If you come in here one more time,
I'm going to nail your flippers to the floor!"
The third day, the duck goes into the store again.
He goes up to the manager and asks, "Hey! Got any nails?"
The manager says, "No. Why?" "Got any duck food?"
Author Unknown
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